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小白老師姓白,名愛德華, 韓國人, 擁有博士學位的教授.
This class has online lecture which is quite nice because we don't need to sit there for 4 hours every week. But some people complained about it, coz they came to class and saw nobody there.
"I think some people black mailed me to the dean, and the CS department said that I can't use online anymore.. blah blah.."
"stupid" 我喃喃自語
"YEAH~~ STUPID! that's exactly what I thought . Why don't they check their GOD DAMN e-mail?"
哇咧...隨便講講也被聽到, 講老師壞話不能講太大聲
"anyway, I won't be here next week, so I'll still do online lecture. who give a damn to the department."
哇咧老師真瀟灑.....
lab 上一上, 他很高興的搬出他的新 apple laptop, 還有 digital camcorder 說要幫我們班拍一段影片.
"I spent $1700 on this apple and $600 on this camcorder. I have to show my wife that it's for class usage, so let take a film!" he said.
當他還在 set up 的時候就看到螢幕上一個穿著藍色襯衫的人半攤在椅子上, 只有她非常明顯的在鏡頭內, 不用說也知道那是誰, 誰叫我坐最中間... 過不了五秒就看到那個身影往旁邊娜走... 自己都覺得蠻好笑的,看著螢幕上大大的自己往旁邊躲開, 老師也覺得莞爾. 後來正式"開拍"的時候, 老師從教室頭一直拍拍拍,拍到我那裡的時候還特地多繞兩下, 因為我只有一顆額頭跑出來~哈哈~~~ 看我不想跑出來, 他又不想浪費他的 hard drive 的情況下就收手了... 兩秒鐘的影片要 4MB... 真可怕!
然後小白老師把影片剪剪貼貼後幫影片配樂, 鏡頭先從窗戶外面遠遠的樹拉回來, 接著是慢慢掃過整個教室, 再拉回遠遠的樹. 知道他配什麼鳥音樂嗎? 很詭異的聲樂. His taste of music is so weird. 害我邊看影片邊起雞皮疙瘩.
第二堂課是 lecture, 因為種種原因我遲到了五分鐘吧, 有點良心不安就更認真上課~哈~聽聽聽, 嗯, 都沒有重點, 小白老師只是純粹在哈啦而已, 後來他開始抱怨他三天收不到 e-mail.
"Does anybody use pac bell here?" 小白老師問
"I spent 10 hours talking to them within a month. First I called service department, and I knew they'd give me the number for technical support. So I called technical support. They said,'the address has been changed from xxx to ooo, so you should go to set up and change it to ooo." 小白老師說
"Who changed it?" 小白老師說
"The server changed it" pac bell ppl
"WHO changed it?" 小白老師說
"The SERVER!!" pac bell ppl
講到這裡大家已經笑到不行了...
"I need to talk to your supervisor." 小白老師說
"The I got the supervisor. I asked him why didn't he notice me, at least they should put some notice on their web page.
Because at least 30% of people who call this number would check the web site first. "
"I am sorry, but my boss told us to deal it as problem reporting" pac bell ppl
"what the f**k. You should f**king put it on the web site. do you know .. blah blah..."
接下來十分鐘就看著可愛的小白教授不斷的教導我們如何罵人..呵呵.....
"anyways, I want service credit." 小白老師說
"I'll transfer you to billing department" pac bell ppl
"...blah blah... I want service credit." 小白老師說
"Sorry, we only give service credit for DSL service, not to e-mail" pac bell ppl
"but...blah ... I want service credit." 小白老師說
"Sorry, we only give service credit for DSL service, not to e-mail, because e-mail is FREE" pac bell ppl
"I want service credit." 小白老師說 (開始覺得有其師必有其學生, 小白老師也是很番的)
"Sorry, ...... but I can check for you" finally the pac bell ppl said something different
"I think he just put me on hold for 10 minutes and did nothing"
"Sorry, we can't give you service credit" pac bell ppl
"This guy was smart, coz neither of us wanted to talk first." 小白老師說, 然後他們兩個都不講話, 看誰先講
後來 pac bell ppl 說 "I'll transfer you to my supervisor"
然後就把小白老師轉到一個比較高階的女性主管.
同樣的對話又重來一次
"...blah blah... I want service credit." 小白老師說
"Sorry, we only give service credit for DSL service, not to e-mail" pac bell ppl
他們倆個就在那裡爭執了老半天, "This woman was smart, finally she did some math."
"OK, so you want $2.60 credit?" pac bell ppl 也火大了
"YES, I WANT $2.60 CREDIT!" 小白老師說
"finally I realized I was so stupid on this. $2.60 dollars?! You see this is phD does!! But it's principle .. blah blah....."
老天, 聽到這裡大家都笑到爬不起來了... 為了 $2.60 可以吵半個鐘頭. 看樣子念博士真的會把人念笨...
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